The Big Final Fantasy 7 Review

The game starts abruptly with Cloud, Barret, Wedge,(he's the fat one), Jessie,(originally, I couldn't tell whether this person was a boy or a girl!), and Biggs(There's nothing odd about this guy, he has no life!)jumping off of a train. everyone else runs off, while no matter how fast you are, two dumb guards come out to play. This battle is simple because it introduces you to fighting. fighting, moron. moron, fighting. You can kill the cops in two turns.one hit each. also, save your magic for the boss. yes, there's a boss. anyway, go up the stairs and talk to Wedge. you can choose your name now, though I stuck with the defaults for everyone. Then, Mr.Boy-or-Girl and Mr. Got-no-Life and Mr. Big-and-got-a-gatling-gun-on-his-arm go with you through a series of rooms. then, you eventually go in an elevator, and talk with Barret. He looks like he's having a shaky spasm when he gets mad. Then here, I recommend you fight as many enemies as possible before the boss, because he's hard. He looks like a scorpion and acts like one too!...wow, didn't know where that came from.He uses an occasional attack called the Lapis Laser, which hurts you for about 70-80 life, which is why you must, MUST ALWAYS USE LIMITS AFTER THIS ATTACK!!! but besides that, make Cloud use magic on him, and Barret normally attack. you make it, but you'll lose an arm. No, just kidding.